SO WHAT DO THE FANS THINK ABOUT THE GREATEST AMERICAN DOG CAST?!

Hottest girl: Laura
Hottest dog: Kenji - Giant Schnauzer. I already love this breed but I’ve never seen one this big! Pretty awesome.
Man most likely to be the gay’s favorite hottie but will be straight: Michael
Man most likely to be gay: David. Yeah I just blew your mind right? Did the lavender sweater low cut shirt combo give it away?
Best dog name: Galaxy
Best overall dog/human combo: Laura film producer, and Preston the Wonder Punk
Best candidate for American voting: Ron and his dog TILLMAN as in Pat Tillman? War hero? Exactly.
Most likely to surprise and go very far, possible final 3: J.D. and Galaxy

Unexpected fan favorite we ignored then came to love: Teresa & Leroy

First eliminated: Beth Joy - Her 10 year old dog is bad enough. The dog is a serious mutt too. Chihuahua, Labrador Retriever, Shih-Tzu, Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever and Pomeranian mix. Wow talk about your international doggie gangbang here. On top of that, it can barely step on it’s hind legs and looks pretty weak. You know big dogs will be favored too because they are cooler. Beth Joy’s hair is awful too. BYE!

Winner: Travis - The fucking mactor always wins.. damnit.

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